Jon “The Big Frost” Reberry
Fresh off the Rocky Mountain Nationals circuit, this fresh faced competitor could be the one to beat. With years of high altitude training, harsh climate survival training, and rapid mountain decent expertise Jon should destroy the competition. If challenges include “igloo building”, “high ropes courses”, or “high speed downhill tree maneuvering”, Frosty will be a shoo-in. On top of extensive mountain experience, Frosty possess unparalleled underwater training; including (but not limited to) “world underwater twister champion”, Florida’s “top shark wrestler”, and has the national title of “Best up and coming underwater paintball man/woman to look out for in 2007” by NUPA (National Underwater Paintball Association). If you are concerned about endurance, you don’t have to look any further than Jon. His ability to hold his breath underwater for extended periods of time is only outmatched by the Groom himself. Again, if any of these skills are transferable to this summer’s Best Man circuit then the competition might as well stay home. If you thought this competition couldn’t get any easier for big Jon, this fierce competitor has also been honing his aerial skills. With thousands of freefall hours under his belt Jon should be the competitor of choice if we see any “freefall backgammon” or “nose-diving computer assembly” categories. Of course, even the strongest competitor has their weaknesses. If this season’s categories have anything to do with remembering names, giving speeches, remembering events, dancing, or really remembering anything at all, this competitor could be in for a world of hurt.
“Jon’s game face is unmatched. Even at less than a year old his game face would make all the neighborhood babies wet their pants in fear. The competition this summer should beware.”
“Jon has real ultimate power. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. Jon is totally awesome and that’s a fact. Jon is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year.”
-Robert (chief editor of realultimatepower.net)